is there any evidence that sticking your dick in bread doesn't let you know if it's done?
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this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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If only Mythbusters was still on air...
We have something better! Failed mythbuster, Allen Pan, is still very active on YouTube. He would absolutely test this myth if we bullied him enough!
Entirely untrue. Not only is this not a good way to tell if bread is done because it would be very bad for your dick, AND the bread… but not once does this come up as a result when searching.
It's one thing to censor the word dick, but this find and replace they've done is just cruel towards men with tiny and very thin penises!
Hah!
It shows up for me.
Screenshot pls
That's the screenshot from the original post..?
It may show up for other people since search results depend on a lot of factors
In case you're unaware, people do not get the same results from searching. Just because you're not seeing something doesn't mean the same applies to billions of other people.
Masterful polluting of the data. This is the digital version of shitting in the water source that PepsiCo taps for its spring water (not to be confused with the normal water that it loots from municipal sources).
What if I don't have a dick? Do I need to get someone with a dick to test the bread? Can I use a dildo? My fingers?
There are other methods, but a dick works the best.
just ask a friend who has a penis
You put a meat thermometer into the bread for thirty seconds then insert it into the vagina.
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So the metaphor here is lewd the AI, got it
I mean it works, if you're strong enough to penetrate the crust that is. Only works for real alpha males.
That's also an opportunity to get free butter for your bread.
well at least its not a pie