I want to do an insight check, is the square lying?
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2023
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The square admits that it has been lying and it is, in fact, a tesseract/four-dimensional cube.
Or a 2 dimensional Mimic.
It is in fact, a refugee from flatland.
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/201
Running from a terrible regime. But just like that one episode of Doctor Who, it turns out they are a horrific terrorist!
They have deliberately does themselves with a virus that it’s going to turn every three dimensional, being into a two dimensional one. Under their control and therefore people take over the home dimensions!
Thank you so much for your comment!
Two dimensional mimics will, of course, feature into this adventure that I will not be writing because of chronic pain.
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Flatland was exactly what I was thinking of.
i roll to seduce
You succeed.
How do you proceed to have sex with this living two dimensional object?
( take notes for science)
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Ps. Living rectangles pass the Harkness test so it’s cool. They communicate telepathically.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/harkness-test
… shapes, but you can still figure out if they’re old enough and want to fuck.
I don't know, I never thougt I'd get this far...
but since it's Telepathic, i guess i'm open for suggestions.
How big is the square though
Somehow both 5ft on each side and 5ft across the diagonal
Oh HELL no!
It's magic
I feel this in my bones.
This is also every all-staff meeting my work has ever had.
So clearly here they need to roll for initiative because that is clearly a Quadrone.
Seriously though, I find the biggest problem with puzzles is the GM explaining them. If there aren't pictures people are limited by their imagination so you get crazy ideas of what exactly is going on.
I roll a 3 on my investigation check. Do I get advantage since I have Darkvision?!