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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 112 points 1 year ago

"There you go, now try to add your stupid bugs. See, you can't!".

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There! Now try to make a doubly linked list

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago

unsafe time.

I've poked around in the Rust linked list tutorial, and it all seems like hacks to me. At the end of the day I think you just need to use raw pointers when you're implementing list operations.

[–] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'Rewrite it in Rust' isn't a joke anymore

[–] twelve12@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Was it once a joke?

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The picture itself is satire, but there already being rust in the kernel is reality.

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

haha. it's something I could see Linus doing, tbh. So I wasn't sure. Thanks.

[–] words_number@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

Yes, but he's doing it because he values the technological advantages of rust as a systems programming language, not because he likes to punish coders. In fact, rust has been the most loved programming languge for 7 or 8 years in a row now according to the big stack overflow survey, so it doesn't make much sense for the purpuse of punishment.

This satiric picture resonates with a certain community of conservative and overconfident C-programmers. It has been created by bryan lunduke, who is a reactionary dumb fuck.

[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

DAMN YOU LINUS YOUR MAKING MY LINUX INSTALL SLOWER

[–] gamma@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bryan Lunduke on /c/programmerhumor? Not what I expected, but okay.

[–] Certainity45@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Actually, Lunduke made the best meme I've ever seen.

[–] walthervonstolzing@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finland is in an extended sense 'Scandinavian'; though I'm not sure that they consider themselves descended from 'the Vikings'.

[–] Aeolus@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Nordic, but not Scandinavian.