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Gandalf the Suede (lemmy.world)

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You shall not ass!

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

But ass is all I want!

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Sit, you fools

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There are two types of people in the world:

People who will just plop down and ruin it without any thought whatsoever.
People who will refuse to sit in it and mess it up even if there are no other chairs.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The first type are the worst. Encountered one of those the other day when shopping. They just left their shopping cart next to the conveyor belt at checkout, literally blocking me from pushing mine forward so i could load up the belt. I nudged it a little, but they didnt react. Then suddenly, the cashier asked if a jar of peanut butter at the end of the belt was theirs. They were like “oh, yes it is”.

I thought they would grab it and also see that they left their cart in my way, and move it. Nope they grabbed the PB and handed it to the cashier, finished checking out, and left with all their shit in bags, sans cart. Absolutely ridiculous!

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Mate, you forgot your trolley"

Simple solution.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

They were a little too far away to tell them without basically shouting, but in hindsight I probably should have done so. I was just so dumbfounded at how selfish and unaware of their surroundings they were.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're nicer than me. I would have totally This. Is. SPARTA'd it with my foot right into them.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I should have! Instead, once they started leaving i just slammed my cart into that one to push it outta the way.

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Yea sure, wizard my ass. Famous last words told to a wizard.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Do they make jeans that leave art impressions? Seems like a billion dollar idea.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Gandass? Yes, I was called that once.

[–] kubica@kbin.social 6 points 5 months ago

I have other preferences, but I totally understand.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 6 points 5 months ago

or Gandalf had beans, sat down and cannot only blow ring figures while smoking

[–] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Someone's ass has a big nose.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

Gyatdalf

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I need to see this person's ass.

[–] boredsquirrel 1 points 5 months ago

Haha

Ass

Lets just enjoy the Gandalf art