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submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] commandar@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

You tell them you don’t work for $500.

Or you tell them that you do.

Per hour.

But since they're clearly such great mates with dad, you can cut them a deal.