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Kamala Harris Turns Down Democratic Nomination To Work On Alaskan Fishing Vessel (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

She can hang out with Sig and the boys in Dutch.

[–] Midnight 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Deadliest catch story lines are drying up. Gotta have Harris call in an airstrike on an illegal Chinese trawler.