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The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified. (i.ibb.co)

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[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It can start out a little like Office Space, doing all the standard tricks like walking in the front door with your arms full and in a hurry. And it always works. Until they hit the final boss: an IT security worker who has built an impenetrable fortress inside the company. Then it turns into Mission Impossible.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I'm thinking of a story Deviant Ollam told where he was outside in the parking lot doing tricks distracting security while his team wrecked ass inside.