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Anon is an anthropologist (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sxan@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sharks appeared around the same time (-200MY) the solar system was last on this side of the galaxy. Crocodiles evolved when the solar system was almost (-95MY) on the other side of the galaxy. Dinosaurs ruled for 3/4 (179MY) of an entire orbit.

The solar system orbits the galaxy once every 250MY.

That's. Wack.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

There was a period of 60MY where trees just kinda fell over and laid there because nothing had evolved to eat them.