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Anon is an anthropologist (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah well. We kind of had to deal with bears the size of a fucking house for a while. At least until we wiped out their main food source. And rival hominids with at least spears.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And sloths almost as big!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look out! It's gradually coming this way!

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

A friend told me they were surprisingly fast, and you really wanted to stay away from big holes in the ground.