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[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This just in: Measurements are now limited to ~3M decimals.

Science is ruined!

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Welp, time for quectoquectoquectoquectoquectometers.

Actually, a plank length seems to be 10 microquectometers, so my first guess might only be necessary for interpretation of the world, and not physical accuracy.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

And I thought that was a measuring unit for ducks