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Anon notices a trope (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Short or no hair means better ventilation, which speeds up neuron activation.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've grown my my hair out and chopped it off several times. Maybe it's some woo-woo psychic antenna thing, or maybe it's the psychosomatic effect of the physical weight and inertia tugging on your scalp, but either way, each chop came with a feeling of emotional distance from the world. An almost immediate aloofness.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Bro became a monk