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this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2023
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The author here makes it sound like contracting mumps and/or encephalitis is a "choice." But what they leave out, an important detail.... like how about a child's natural immunity?!? Besides, you don't want an injection to cause autism or worse, a peanut allergy that deprives your young child from the joys of peanut butter jelly sandwiches for the rest of their life.
Realistically, aren't we all a little tired of big pharma shoving these hard-to-pronounce ingredients and microchips into our God-given flesh?! So I challenge you, to do the research and truly decipher the right choice for your young children. It's critically important; vaccine injuries can happen. Just look at what happened in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
If you're the real guy, I am so happy to see you here.
Even if he is the guy let's not let this be like reddit where if someone else does the meme they get down voted. Anything reddit did can fuck off here in our new place.
You bastard.
I love you. Unironically and platonically.
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