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Netanyahu says ceasefire deal must allow Israel to keep fighting until ‘all goals achieved’ (www.irishtimes.com)

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Israeli prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu said any Gaza ceasefire deal must allow Israel to resume fighting until its objectives are met.

“Any deal will allow Israel to return and fight until all the goals of the war are achieved,” Mr Netanyahu said in a statement on Sunday.

Hamas has dropped a key demand that Israel first commit to a permanent ceasefire before it would sign an agreement. Instead, it said it would allow negotiations to achieve that throughout the six-week first phase, a Hamas source said on Saturday.

But Mr Netanyahu said he insisted the deal must not prevent Israel from resuming fighting until its war objectives are met.

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[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You ever see those movies where a hit squad takes out a family but leaves a baby, and then the baby grows up and takes revenge and kills the entire organization that sent the hit squad?

He's just covering his bases. He's gotta kill every single Palestinian and Hamas member regardless of where they live.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The fact that I can't tell whether this is a hilariously ghoulish joke or you're serious really says a lot about the credulity of Zionists 😬😄

[–] rubberberry@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Ironically thats how biblical Herod tried to make sure that newborn Jesus wont survive when he ordered the slaughter of the innocents