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Daily Discussion Thread: 🚒 🔥 🏭 Thursday, July 11, 2024 (aussie.zone)

submitted 4 months ago by Seagoon_@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I forgot to take my douche out of the shower and the plumber is in there.

FML FML FML FML

Edit: not a pipe leak or water ingress. It's my fucking washing machine. FML FML is the re gonna make me pay for this? Fuck.

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Bit rude to call your partner a douche

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Fkn LOL!

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lol, been there! not a douche, but another adult toy. They must've seen it but said nothing. I said nothing. We all just pretended it didnt happen.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They must've seen it but said nothing. I said nothing. We all just pretended it didnt happen.

Same same same same 😭

[–] wscholermann@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lol oh my God the embarrassment

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I heard the shower turn on, and realised I forgot to remove it all. A douche and a couple of different dildos. I want to cry lol

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He was probably admiring the extra-large dragon dildo, thinking of upgrading from his own which is only a large.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

He wishes he had one as big as mine lol