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[–] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Jessica only procreates with men who have nicer cars.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

Rather, less stupid cars.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago

There's a certain type of guy that wants a cybertruck. Most women would want to avoid that type of guy, and certainly wouldn't want to accidentally procreate with them. So the cybertruck is the ultimate cock block for the good of all humankind.