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Trump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunny (www.theatlantic.com)

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And that magnets don't work after they get wet.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[–] MelodiousFunk 7 points 4 months ago

Trump likes his magnets like he likes his women: bone dry and unable to escape.