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[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

slipped on a wet floor and fell face first towards the hardwood dining table. my hand managed to catch the side of the table with about 10cm to spare before I smashed my forehead. Suspect with the speed it woulda at least knocked me out. Sad to report I neither saw the light nor had my life flash before my eyes.

[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! Good save.

I also stepped on a wet patch. It was cat vomit. I didn't slip, so I guess that's a win.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

I'll be honest I THINK I'd prefer the cat puke, but its a very small margin.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

You're not wrong! heart was pounding for a while. And the adrenaline was nuts.