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[โ€“] blarth@thelemmy.club 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What a comforting bedtime story.

[โ€“] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 7 points 4 months ago

SHHHH LITTLE HUMAN. CLOSE YOUR EYE BALL SHUTTERS AND TIME TO SL L L EEEP.