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i want to stay in bed but i need to pee what do
Teleport your bladder to an alternate dimension
This is the answer.
instructions unclear, urine in abdomen, sepsis commences
So much for the taco truck, alas.
If you get up and go potty mummy will give you a reward.
mother i have urinated into the toilet bowl and only the toilet bowl, please present commendation
Good job! ๐ญ
much appreciated mother