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Constantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already." (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 105 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Here's my sister giving me some serious news about a family member.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can feel the frustration through the image. Hope Paul's doing ok, once you figure out which one.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He's doing better now, thanks!

But my dear sister is still the same, unfortunately.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I am experiencing the same frustration while you reply but still haven’t told us which Paul

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

Yes.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

It’s obvious from this exchange:

WHICH PAUL U FUCK

Mom’s brother?????

Or Jeanie’s husband?????

Yes

The sister (grey) was clearly responding to “Mom’s brother?????”, but just as she hit “send”, teal asked “Or Jeanie’s husband?????”.

People who give both options in an obvious one-or-the-other question deserve to receive “Yes” as a response.

Also, what is “Jsuk”?

[–] Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Omg, thank you for sharing.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 19 points 6 months ago

I hope my pain brought people joy.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You shouldn't ask both sides of a yes-or-no question. Especially to a moron.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't even a yes-or-no question!!!

"Was it this guy? Or the other guy?" = "Yes"

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That's two separate yes-or-no questions.

"Was it this guy?"

"Ye-"

"Or the other guy?"

"Yes."

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All she had to do was specify between the two. She did not. I had to get the info from someone else.

But then again, I'm probably the fool for assuming her common sense is at least baseline.

[–] leds@feddit.dk 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It was Paul!

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

Y'all testin' me.

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's a hilarious exchange 🤣

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was about to go over there and give her a medical emergency.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m definitely telling my brother I’ll hit him with my car next time he’s difficult

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 months ago

Wield it like a baseball bat. That'll teach him!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Yes

I'm dead. How is anyone this bad at delivering crucial information?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago

Maybe she was the one having a stroke lol

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 6 months ago

They both had a stroke.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Kill the other Paul. There! No more confusion

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