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Ernie Takes it to the Next Step (lemmy.myserv.one)
submitted 2 months ago by ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one to c/bertstrips@feddit.de
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A photograph of Ernie smiling quite happily. Ernie is holding a plant.

Text underneath says I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again.

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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Jeez, this one is dark. I mean, bertstrips is usually dark, but this one is extra dark.

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I like my jokes like my coffee.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Black humor is like food: not every one gets it

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Dry. Fermented. In a burlap sack.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Black, bitter & keeping you awake at night?