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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)
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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 62 points 5 months ago (3 children)

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Any wedding where the bride is allowed to speak, and wear clothes, is doomed to fail.

[–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Brunt...FCA

You just read that in his voice

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 11 points 5 months ago

hyoomahn feeemales

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Kinda got one built-in.