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[โ€“] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I find there's nothing better than harvesting the scent of a female in a tank, with flower petals of course, and then scrapings it off thier skin. Someday I hope to use it in all five chords of a fragrance.

Perfume, story of a murderer