this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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[–] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nothing triggers my depression more than seeing happy couples

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 50 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

depression, not aggression

...but thanks for the meme, I chuckled

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I will always upvote scrubs! Man it's been too long...

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

It takes a lot of work and compromise. You are getting one glance at a lifetime.

I got married sorta recently. My biggest hold-up was the fact that the most optimal outcome of marriage was this: I was going to spend the remainder if my life making them happy, always being there, and being an essential part of their existence, and when they need me most, in their golden days, near the end, they're gonna have to hold my hand and watch me fucking die.

I told them this before I proposed, and the crazy thing was, they were still all for it.