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Closeted Republican Politicians Breathe Sigh of Relief as X Makes Likes Private (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] cybervseas@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I ate the onion. I swallowed it whole.

[โ€“] Infynis@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

I don't know if it counts when the Onion is just reporting what definitely actually happened