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Stop comparing programming languages (programming.dev)

submitted 4 months ago by chraebsli@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Stop comparing programming languages

Python is versatile
JavaScript is powerful
Ruby is elegant
C is essential
C++
Java is robust

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[–] chraebsli@programming.dev 197 points 4 months ago (3 children)

PHP is old
HTML is NOT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE!!!
CSS is
︎ ︎ ︎ not alig-

︎ ︎ ︎ ned

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

PHP is old

Same age as Ruby, Java and JavaScript, but younger than Python, C, and C++. 😛

[–] Guydht@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm guessing they meant "old" as in "no one uses it anymore, it's dead"

[–] asyncrosaurus@programming.dev 55 points 4 months ago

Meanwhile PHP quietly runs 80% of the internet by being used for WordPress.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don’t tell my bosses that. Or the PHP community as a whole for that matter. Then I might have to get a real job.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry. If you exclude the millions of sites using it, it is virtually unused.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

The year they both came out (1995) I was coding in Visual Basic 3. Ack.

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Modern php is not bad actually. Still kinda slow and dangerous, but A LOT better than it used to be :')
That said, i wouldnt build a web service with php still lol

[–] chraebsli@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

Actual definitions (my opinion):

HTML is website
CSS is style
JS is everywhere
SQL is data
Python is simple
PHP is backend
Markdown is README
YAML is config