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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago (8 children)

What part of the label didn't make it obvious that it's not for filthy casuals?

[–] beard@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Yes! My friend noticed that I like noodles so when I visited him the next time, I found Buldak at the table. I asked him: "Is it hot?" and pointed google translate camera at the label. The label said: "YOU WILL DIE." - wow, thanks, this is what I wanted!
Noodles were indeed sweaty.

EDIT: I'm actually living in Denmark, so I'm not sure what to do, I grew attached to them

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh man hold on to it! The banning has made them contraband. You can be the Walter White of Denmark.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't think you can wind up pantsless in a desert in Denmark, though.

[–] beard@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 9 points 5 months ago

No, mate... Danes!

[–] ours@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The Korean spices must flow!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

I'll allow pantsless in a fjord

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