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submitted 5 months ago by Espiritdescali@futurology.today to c/futurology@futurology.today

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 131 points 5 months ago (5 children)

We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

Glitter is stored in the balls

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!"

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

And since plastics mimic female hormones...

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti

[–] kakito69@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

cumfetti

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The very last, maybe.