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Some techbro needs to start a subscription service for flour pods delivered by drone. Insert them into your $800 flour bank, and then whenever you need flour, you can just use the app to indicate how much the machine should dispense!
edit: the app also provides AI-generated recipes, and every time you use flour you'll automatically earn some FlourCoin cryptocurrency.
The flour will be sold in “convenient” disposable plastic containers that each hold 1 cup or 120g.
For an additional fee, drones will pick up the used pods for “recycling” which is actually shipping them to a landfill in southeast asia.
Make sure the containers have DRM so the machine can validate that they are genuine high quality Flourz™ Refill Paks before dispensing the flour. Wouldn't want you to just, like, refill them with inferior flour from Walmart or anything.
You receive flour coins for storing flour in behalf of the flourchain, this is done with a proof-of-flour algorithm.
Flourmillo