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[โ€“] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

exorcist shows up, trained at the Vatican, knows Greek, Hebrew, Latin (vulgate)

demon only speaks akkadian and a little conversational assyrian (like a kindergartener), understands sanskrit since his mom spoke it at home but can't speak it himself

exorcism turns into a comedy of hand gestures and speaking very slowly and loudly with increasing levels of frustration on both sides

possessed kid whips out phone and tries to get ai to help but parents won't let them pay for pro

[โ€“] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago