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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is metal as fuck (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 145 points 5 months ago (8 children)

My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They're afraid to come out.

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, it's like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I'm in the ceiling with my hammer.

Whomp whomp

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Reading this made a sound in my head

Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it

I'm scared XD

[–] r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?

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