Greentext

3990 readers

1800 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 11 months ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

119

Anon is metal as fuck (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

21 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 57 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, it's like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I'm in the ceiling with my hammer.

Whomp whomp

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Reading this made a sound in my head

Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it

I'm scared XD

[–] r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?