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Anon thinks about CPUs (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Isn't software the "trick rock into thinking" part?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Software is a list of instructions, you can execute it with pen and paper or just using your brain if you want.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Try doing that with my code.

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or with a Skyrim porn mod

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Insert Matrix quote " All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead..."

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Try doing it with IOCCC code.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Yuck

[–] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

Software is a necessary component, just like screws are a necessary component in an engine. Screws don't exist only in engines, have existed since long before engines, and can be used in other ways. Just like software.