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Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians (lemmy.world)

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In an unprecedented move in the infant care industry, Enfamil, a leading infant formula manufacturer, has just announced the release of their latest innovation: Enfamil PM, a revolutionary baby formula that boasts military-grade animal tranquilizers to ensure babies sleep for a questionably unhealthy 18 hours straight! Welcome to a new era of parenting, where your infant will outsleep your cat.

“We understand the struggles that new parents face when trying to get a good night’s sleep,” said Enfamil’s CEO, Sandy Snoozeman, in a press conference. “That’s why we’ve taken inspiration from large animal veterinarians to develop Enfamil PM”

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

fuck I bit this one

[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Every parent wishes it were true