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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

be me

have lactose intolerance

have two big spoons of extra creamy yoghurt

30 minutes later, why do I have tummy ache --

[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

be me

Have lactose intolerance

Eat far too much ice cream, even for a Normie

An hour later ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿšฝ

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Be me.
Be lactose intolerant.
Have shitloads of liddels and lacteeze.
Fart only in excess of carbs