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[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First you have to show her how to sharpen a can opener, then show her how to light a pan on fire.

You got this ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

You think I sharpen my own can opener? I ain't got time for that. I hire a bunch of microscopic guys with files to do it for me.