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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Senseless@feddit.de 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But where would they tow that windmill to, if it's not in the environment?

[–] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It"s not in the environment, it's beyond the environment

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

But there's got to be something out there!?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There's nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the ~~ship~~ windmill where the front fell off. And a fire.