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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field
(thehardtimes.net)
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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How about cardboard derivatives?
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
Like drink straws?
That's a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!