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Anon really likes Wii Fit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That gave me an idea.

VR fitness game for fat coomers
Basically copies other more successful titles like Beat Saber or Fruit Ninja
Trainer of preferred gender and art style (yes, you can weeb it up)
Score better than last time to unlock outfits
If you fall off, trainer walks away disappointed

It may be stupid, but I'm willing to bet it would work for many people.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Include like boob and dick jiggle physics and you may have winner on your hands.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Realtime full-body jiggle physics using cloth simulation on a low-poly proxy mesh with adjustable stiffness, combined with local proximity-based displacement on the high-poly model. I've done something similar in Blender and it's pretty damn simple.

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is it possible to learn this power? And where? And how? Shows us the way, Anon-enjoyer.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Here and in its discord server. Their ~~cum~~ viscous fluid simulation research efforts are especially admirable.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

score better than last time to unlock new sex positions for the sex minigame