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[–] Romkslrqusz@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is only true of the celery you find in grocery stores.

Grow some in your garden, you’re in for a world of flavor you never knew existed

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago

Same shit people say about cucumbers and they all taste like bland ass. Literally worse than iced tap water.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celery

Raw celery is 95% water, 3% carbohydrates, 0.7% protein, and contains negligible fat (table). A 100-gram (3+1⁄2-ounce) reference serving provides 16 calories of food energy, and is a rich source of vitamin K, providing 28% of the Daily Value, with no other micronutrients in significant content (table).