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Man with suspended license appears in Michigan court over Zoom while driving (abc7.com)

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Man with suspended license appears in Michigan court over Zoom while driving

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

“Yo, Judge, is this gonna—man, fuck you bitch, I got the right of way motherfucker!—Sorry, like I was saying, is this gonna take a long time? I got places I got to be man, I mean, you’re honorific, sir—Man, fuck off cunt, you ain’t got no room to fit that shit here, wait your turn bitch!—Excuse that, I uhh, I rest my case, thank you.”