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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

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submitted 5 months ago by gumnut@aussie.zone to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is why I fart constantly whenever I'm in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I'm setting an example for the junior engineers.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 30 points 5 months ago

Fart for the position you want, not the position you have.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Broke: not farting in the office

Woke: farting in the office

Bespoke: sharting in the office

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.