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Carlo Acutis, a teenage website developer, was attributed a second miracle by Pope Francis, advancing his path to becoming the first millennial saint.

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[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think the most disturbing thing here is that clearly the Holy See has a bias for JavaScript and/or PHP. I'm shuddering at that thought.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows God writes in Perl

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I mean when you look at the shit hole we live that makes no goddamn sense... Yeah it's Perl.