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Pope Francis is gearing up for the first millennial saint, a web developer known as 'God's influencer' (ca.news.yahoo.com)

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Carlo Acutis, a teenage website developer, was attributed a second miracle by Pope Francis, advancing his path to becoming the first millennial saint.

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[–] Mr_Wobble@lemmy.world 62 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And lo did St Carlo the Broccoli Headed droppeth his divine merch upon thy gyats, absent of any fanum tax, and the fam was filled with much rizz. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula skibidi. Amen.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're using slang from the wrong generation, bae. That's so extra of you, but lowkey I still think you're lit so don't get salty with me or I'll be shook.

Let's get turnt!

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Outta sight, daddy-o. 23 skiddoo.

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 months ago

He haveth no concubines, for his rizz was only for the LORD.