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Anon catches her boyfriend in a private moment (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

We affectionately call this 'The CLAW!!!!!'.

I had no idea why we did it... but it's probably because of a wrestler back in the 80s called Baron von Raschke

I recommend everyone do this to children everywhere. They eat that shit up.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's in a Jim Carrey film too, I seem to recall.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Oh shit I do remember that... That's too new for us though. I'm glad he kept it alive.

Liar liar. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVF-ugA2Atk