this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] papalonian@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this why sometimes my computer says I don't have permission to access my files?

[โ€“] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You're not the administrator anymore dummy, the gnomes are. What you gotta do is wait until 3 am (peek gnome hour) and wait for them to emerge, hold one hostage and demand that gnome tech support reinstate you as admin. It's pretty easy really, just use pepper jack cheese as bait, gnomes fucking live ppj cheese