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Easy, check your cpu's cache. Also the unused portions of your disk and memory.
they do a full reimage of your disk, what do you think they are, amateurs?
Is that physically possible? Even if they can replace physical parts at absurd speeds, they may not be able to do full data transfer. Also, still the cache
You underestimate the gnomes
And how long OP takes to pee.