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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'd be commissioning shit like wild. Why yes, I would like a portrait of my cats as fine gentlemen. Of course a stained glass goatse would look excellent hanging in the bathroom. Yes, a macaroni art Mona Lisa, did I stutter?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Your personal assistant would have the craziest address book. "Yeah, I got the number for a guy who works exclusively in the medium of jello. You know he never heard of a gummy Venice De Milo?"

"Fish taxidermy? No, I don't like dead animals. I do have a cybernetics guy that helps give dogs the ability to walk. Upright. Like people. He's cool though."

[–] knightly@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

I'd have to hire somebody just to keep track of all the commissioned works. =D