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Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons (newsthump.com)
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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

Just thinking of the running scenes through random spaceships being spiced up with some wall runs and flying rotating kicks and it is glorious.