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Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons (newsthump.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would suggest there might be more color variation in skin tones in a multiplanetary society due to different levels of solar radiation exposure protection evolving on different planets.

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

An amazing sight i regret not being able to see in person.

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